The seasons of Spinch are controlled by the "children" of Emem and Tears, which are an alien species called Soggies.

On Spinch, the seasons change at the beginning of months (for example, summer begins on Mune 1st) and all last exactly 3 months.

The Soggies that control the seasons have many responsibilities.

Orbs are produce ferries that provide produce of varying types. They can produce milk, juice, jelly, liquid luminescence (not to be consumed), soaps (also not to be consumed), and oils (triple not to be consumed), and so on.

Orb produce in its natural form can be toxic and dangerous to anthries if consumed or touched, so it has to be processed and have its toxic content filtered out. Non-filtered orb produce can cause various illnesses.

WINTER PLORB

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Winter plorbs are plorbs that only produce milk in cold months. During the rest of the year, they do not bear milk. Winter plorb milk, when unfiltered, causes the illness The Uncommon Cold.

SUMMER PLORB

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Summer plorbs are plorbs that only produce milk in warm months. During the rest of the year, they do not bear milk. Summer plorb milk, when unfiltered, causes the illness Beaver Fever.

CARROT BLORB

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Carrot blorbs are blorbs that produce carrot juice year round. When unfiltered, their juice causes the illness Carrot Craze.

ORANGE BLORB

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Orange blorbs are blorbs that produce orange juice year round. When unfiltered, their juice causes the illness Etsfukkenredd.

LEMON BLORB

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Lemon blorbs are blorbs that produce lemonade year round. When unfiltered, their juice causes the illness Lifegivsya.

TOMATO BLORB

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Tomato blorbs are blorbs that produce tomato juice year round. When unfiltered, their juice causes the illness Seein Red.

GRAPE JLORB

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Grape jlorbs are jlorbs that produce grape jelly year round. When unfiltered, their jelly causes the illness Goopy Gooey Guts.

RASPBERRY JLORB

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Raspberry jlorbs are jlorbs that produce raspberry jelly year round. When unfiltered, their jelly causes the illness Goopy Gooey Guts.

BLUE RASPBERRY JLORB

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Blue raspberry jlorbs are jlorbs that produce blue raspberry jelly year round. When unfiltered, their jelly causes the illness Goopy Gooey Guts.

STRAWBERRY JLORB

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Strawberry jlorbs are jlorbs that produce strawberry jelly year round. When unfiltered, their jelly causes the illness Goopy Gooey Guts.

CHORB

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Chorbs are a kind of orb that coughs up something that resembles real eggs called cleggs. Cleggs are never toxic and do not induce illnesses.

SHORB

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Shorbs are a kind of orb that is sheared for it wool to make fabrics and other things. Their wool is not toxic and does not cause illness.

GLOWRB

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Glowrbs are a kind of orb that produces liquid luminescence and oils. The oils and liquids are harvested from the crystals that grow off of their bodies. When unfiltered, contact with these liquids causes the illness Glows-a-lot.

Spinch veganism involves replacing the use of ferry products and tools with artificial or natural things. For example, vegan milk comes from milkgrass instead of plorbs, and vegan juice comes from fruits and berries, and so on.

Other types of veganism involve things such as using artificial mops made of plastic and other things instead of living ones. Most major well-known businesses do not use living mops in their facilities.

There are anthries who believe using ferries for these purposes is harmful to them, especially with orbs- because orbs are also prone to developing illnesses from being over-juiced.

Familiartree is a mountainous foresty land, and is the origin of most modern life on Spinch due to the fact the earliest modern ferry fossils were found here.

REGIONS

• Eeria - Big green lush biome, home to many ferry reserves and where the biggest variety of ferries can be found.
• Imnoeta - Sparse population, rather treacherous mountain climbs, but many people from around the world come to scale Noahe Mountain and the region’s whole tourism industry is built around climbing it.
• Givup - A mildly cold mountainous area, but with few peaks and lots of vegetation. Not a lot of cities, but a rich cultural history for the local population based on knitting and weaving- It’s where a lot of very nice fabrics come from.
• Familie - Many big mountain peaks are found here, it’s the place with the most ski resorts in the world, so it’s where many come to go on winter holidays.
• Yumdra - The most remote area of Familiartree, not a lot of tourism due to the frigid winds.

Los Count has the most variety of biomes because of its size and location spreading up from the equator to the Pira sea.

• Moorening - Dense woodland which is rather isolated from the world, as the roads are too treacherous to leave by car.
• Disa Point - Mountainous foresty region, home to the Disa Point nature reserve with the oldest trees on Spinch.
• Midalonoware - The largest region on Spinch- despite this, its mostly empty and full of farming towns and flat land.
• Greatmist - Home of the Greatmist lakes, the largest lakes on Spinch.
• Ovspace - A deserted wasteland which was once beautiful but had its wildlife and nature destroyed by oil companies.
• Harshe - A swampy region with very little solid ground, mostly accessed by boat.
• Savumfir - Desert region mostly home to factories that moved there from Ovspace after its decline.
• Zumplac - Mostly urban region home to many famous museums and historical landmarks.
• Mowtha - The most populated place in Los Count, Mowtha is home to many major cities and companies and establishments.
• Freezi - Mostly frozen and mostly uninhabited, however, a lot of people visit to explore its interesting land formations.
• Ailsle - Similar biome as Disa Point, Ailsle is a big manufacturing and trading center where a lot of businesses make things.
• Lawnaire - Peaceful flatlands with small town life and very little bustling of the cities, mostly home to people who retire.
• Greenar - Home to many orbs and researching orb diseases and products.

Bakinghearts is a hot and dry grassy land full of desert, wastelands, prairies, canyons, and lots of open space.

• Abanon - Biggest mining region on Spinch, many minerals and resources are found here. It's also the only place glowrbs live in its caves.
• Azzine - Arid and mostly uninhabited, the sun shines down the hardest over Azzine.
• Umid - Grasslands with lots of unusual and mysterious plant overgrowth in various places and towns...
• Zerious - Full of rocky canyons and the alleged home of the mythical figure Solion Sunn.
• Equiatic - Notable for its unusually strong winds, Equatic has a very large sky ferry population.
• Drier - Full of many bayous and swamps, the small town locals tell stories of monsters that live in the swamps- but it's mostly dangerous ferries- right...?

Southern Death is one of the most mysterious places on Spinch due to the fact many unusual events occur in its mostly desolate forests. Many people believe it is cursed.

• Urgly - Dense fields of pine trees cover this dark and gloomy region, where the sky always seems cloudy for some reason…
• Sickovna-min - Most of the population of Southern Death lives here, as its the least unsettling area, but for some reason people seem more forgetful out here...
• Shetup - The least populated area of Spinch that still has a population, even less than the Pulls; A dense fog envelops this land, giving it a feel like that of the afterlife.
• Gotheme - A region that was once foresty became completely frozen over in a mysterious and unexplainable meteorological event. Gotheme is completely and totally uninhabited except for careless explorers who dare to venture here and are never seen again.

The Goda islands are a series of small islands off the coast of Los Count. They sit over a landform in the ocean known as Goda Mountain which is an oceanic supervolcano and is considered, quite literally, the deadliest and most devastating force on the entire planet.

Goda Mountain was created by Emem and Tears for the purpose of preventing them from needing to change the layout of the world- Goda Mountain's eruptions are so powerful that they completely alter the entire surface of the world and all its continents.

Every eruption of Goda Mountain is theorized to very likely be the cause of every major ice age on Spinch. These ice ages are induced by the fact the ash from the volcano's eruptions being so great that it blocks out sunlight and dramatically lowers global temperatures.

The volcano is closely monitored by the SAV (Spinch association of volcanology), where a few scientists predict the volcano has an impending eruption overdue, but a lot don't believe it's true.

Efusekay (pronounced Eh-fu-seh-kay, NOT f-u-c-k) is the deepest point of Spinch's ocean. It's visible from space - a strange and mysterious dark shadow under the surface.

It's believed by scientists to have been caused by tectonic activity like most sea trenches, but there's a strange legend that there used to be an entire continent there that mysteriously disappeared.

This legend says that an ancient civilization known as the Efusakiens used to live there, but something happened to them where one day their entire society and all their land somehow vanished off the face of Spinch.

Shadeh is not visible anywhere from space despite its size, but that's mostly because people believe that's because it's constantly moving and never in the same place twice.

What is it, exactly? It's not entirely known, but a lot of people think that it has something to do with Emem and Tears.

Magic is the controlling of Spinch's elements, and any anthry can learn to be a magic user, not just enchanthries, but some are more naturally gifted in the art of magic.

Time

Abilities: Travel through time (most don’t do this because it’s very dangerous), slow down time/objects/persons, speed up time/objects/persons, pause time/objects/persons.

Light

Abilities: Control and manipulate light.

Life

Abilities: Control the life cycle of objects/living things, control nature (make plants grow, etc), animating non-living things.

Health

Abilities: Healing living things/organic things, the ability to drain health and use it for yourself.

Temperature

Abilities: Change temperature and the states of matter, control and manipulate ice and or fire.

Day/night (time and light fusion)

Abilities: Control daylight and sunlight, submerse objects/persons/areas in darkness or light.

Nature light (life and light fusion)

Abilities: Control bioluminescence (you can make yourself or other living things glow).

Emotion (life and health fusion)

Abilities: Control emotions of living things/general atmospheres, sense and detect emotions of others.

Weather (life and temperature fusion)

Abilities: Control and manipulate weather, water, wind, lightning, and or temperature.

Technology (life and time fusion)

Abilities: Determine the function/components of an object or living thing, see the history and past of an object or living thing.

When Tears saw that their creations were not being kind to one another, she wanted to intervene and make a change. One day, she used her magic to lead a sailor astray in the ocean and lure them to Shadeh, which is the place Emem and Tears live. Shadeh is not visible from space and many doubt its existence at all.

This sailor was a cat named Sol Bing. She lured him to Shadeh and spoke to him and asked him to teach anthries to be kind to each other again and explained her ideas for how to encourage this kindness. Sol was a painter and did not have pencils, so he used paintbrushes to paint out her ideas and later turned them to words..

These words became little journals which came to be known as the Watercolors. These color-named journals represented the different parts of Virtuism - the Green Watercolor being for kindness, the Red Watercolor being for self-respect, and the Blue Watercolor being for forgiveness. Later, other Watercolors would be written by other Virtuists who contributed their ideas to the philosophy

Each Watercolor represented a different virtue, and the journals went into detail about how to follow these virtues for others.

Green

The Green Watercolor is about kindness. It taught ways to have a benelovent nature and an attitude of goodwill. This meant doing things like going out of your way to help those in need, being generous with resources, and listening and showing interest in what others had to say. It taught about using uplifting and positive words (and to not use derogatory or offensive or vulgar language - such as swearing) and showing kindness even when there was no benefit to yourself. Putting other's needs above your own, supporting people's dreams, and showing patience. This Watercolor is one of the most valued of them all.

Red

The Red Watercolor is about self-respect. It taught that respecting others was a big part of it - finding good qualities in others helped with finding them in yourself. It taught to not be bullied into silence and made a victim and to always stick up for yourself and what you believed - and to not change who you are even if others didn't like it. It describes being faithful to what exists within you, such as embracing your talents and values, and that self care was vital to being able to care for others. Putting yourself first was not wrong, as long as it didn't come from a place of egotism or lack of care for other people.

Blue

The Blue Watercolor is about forgiveness. It taught about not dwelling in the past, for it would not solve your problems. But this meant you had to face those problems to find a solution - shutting the person who hurt you out or trying to ignore it instead of attempting to change your situation would only cause you more pain, and lead to that dwelling and lasting pain. It taught that forgiveness was ultimately a choice that would either be made once, or a choice that had to be made every single day, because not every pain was something you could just drop immediately and let go. Most importantly, it taught that forgiveness was never, ever for the other person, and that the other person didn't even ever need to know - it was for yourself and finding your own peace and healing.

Pink

The Pink Watercolor is about love. Though it contains mostly positive values, some of its contents would lead to harmful societal effects and it would become somewhat controversial. It introduced the idea of romantic love and monogomy. This meant showing extreme devotion to one person, not tolerating mistreatment of that person, protecting that person at all costs, prioritizing their needs just as much as yours, spending time with them, and always believing the best and never doubting them. It also detailed the idea that sex should be kept to this one person, as it was a sacred thing that should stay between two people, and having sex with others besides your devoted partner was wrong. Sex was also taught to be something you should always keep private and with your partner exclusively because of its sacred nature. It also described the act of masturbation being a waste of your love when it should be shared only with your devoted partner.

Orange

The Orange Watercolor, made out of the writings of Nadia Bitch, is about redemption. It taught that nobody is beyond redemption, and there was always hope to change who you are and become better. It taught that everyone is deserving of it, and you shouldn't have to live with what you think is who you are - you are always capable of changing your own life. Self-revelation was key in redemption - identifying these things about yourself and things you've done wrong, and making efforts to overcome them. It also taught that you needed to accept that redeeming yourself would not fix the hurt you caused or undo the damage, but it would prevent you from making the same mistakes and causing more harm. The people you've hurt may not always want to take you back and forgive you, but you could still forgive yourself. It teaches willpower, self-control, and not letting yourself give up because you think you're never going to get better, even if it seems so far out of reach. It also teaches that no matter what, every living being is deserving of this as long as they really do have the willingness to change.

Amy Monog was a Virtuist from the 3000s who would write the Pink Watercolor about love and introduce the idea of romantic love and monogamy to anthries.

Though her intentions were originally positive, her teachings began to lead to a societal shift in the overall view of sexuality, a movement known as Monogatism.

Sex was taught to be kept private between two committed people when it was once such a major part of who anthries were. It became something shameful to be kept out of the public and discussion because it was “more special that way” between two people.

Centuries later, her teachings would be revealed to have sanitized history by Thurston Hope.

Nadia Bitch was another ocean explorer from Nefair who wanted to find Shadeh for selfish glory reasons just like Sol did, but upon her journey she was shipwrecked and never seen again.

Nadia was known to be a cruel, unloving, evil woman when she was around with very little respect for her. Years later, a bottle washed up on the shore of Bungole containing a series of countless detailed writings explaining how she arrived at Shadeh but was stranded and being there reformed her into a good person.

She learned how to become better despite her actions, and wrote about things Tears taught her that closely aligned with the Blue Watercolor but forgiveness for oneself and becoming good again.

These letters would be turned into the Orange Watercolor, about redemption. The color orange was chosen to represent fire, rebirth through destruction. The Bitch sea was then named in her honor as its where she was last seen.

An aspiring scientist and historian from the city of Niceburg named Thurston Hope was very interested in the scientific phenomenon behind anthries biological response to cold weather, but due to the censorship, people weren't teaching those sciences anymore. He wanted to learn more about it.

Schools had begun teaching the story of antherries similar to the children's tale of hugging in the cold, which is why the holiday tells that story to this day- but Thurston was curious and unrelenting.

He analyzed ancient artifacts and cave paintings and re-interpreted their meanings. He tried to make publications of his theories, but it was widely controversial and rejected. People thought he was crazy and perverted.

His primary scientific rival was a woman named Abigail Andonall who "debunked" every single one of his theories, and people listened to her because they didn't want to accept the possibility that he was right.

Despite Thurston being considered controversial and essentially a perverse madman in the scientific community, there came a day in which a scientist named Earl Wrong proved his theories were right through DNA analysis of an antherry artifact.

Cave paintings were also analyzed to identify depictions of rope burns on the hands of antherries, also proving sexuality to exist in their species.

Not only was everything Thurston said right, but it was now indisputable. The world had no idea how to react. Soon, though, he would be seen as a historical hero and history was saved from its sanitization.

Though anthries have now accepted the truth about Monogatism, some things about it remained parts of anthry culture in the modern day.

As an example, though the holiday Kissmas formed out of her teachings, people would continue to celebrate it because it became more than what it originally was and brought feelings of joy to many anthries.

There's still Virtuists out there, aptly named Pink Virtuists, who stick to the ideals and teachings of Monog, but a majority of people either ignore all of it or strictly treat it as historical significance and acknowledge its effect on anthry culture in its time.

Technology has also advanced in several ways beyond current human abilities. 95% of Spinch functions on clean, enviromentally friendly energy. They do not use fossil fuels for anything, except in some remote places like Ovspace or places in Southern Death which haven't had major changes since the 60th century.

Cars run on electric and solar power. Electricty is also solar-powered. Anthries also have prevented the human experience of climate change due to their worldwide movement to improve the environment. They also do not have the issues related to consuming beef like humans do, because they do not eat meat.

A mix of medical and technological advancement, Robanthries are essentially man-made anthries. There are a lot of controversies surrounding their existence.

People believe that life should remain in the hands of Emem, and that giving anyone the ability to make life is immoral and wrong.

Transitioned robanthries are anthries who have turned themselves into entirely mechanical lifeforms. They're considered a different conversation because of the fact becoming a robanthry is a choice made by already-living anthries created by Emem. The procedures to transition to robanthries are very high-risk though, and you have to be 18 to receive any of them.

Because they don't eat meat and all anthries are vegetarian, their "equivalent" of several types of meats are called beat (meat), chichen (chicken), gotbeef (beef), bork (pork). These "meats" are made out of mushrooms to resemble meat and is basically the same concept as plant-based meat products.

Food businesses

These are a few notable food franchises on Spinch.

• Rememburger - Fast food chain that sells burgers, chichen tenders, hot dogs and corn dogs.
• Southern Death Chichen Kitchen - Fried chichen place that serves Southern Death chichen, which is a type of chichen that is unbelievably spicy. Its name not only comes from its place of origin, but it's truly like sudden death.
• Lie's - Sit-down diner restaurant that serves a variety of foods.
• Northern Heights Bites - Fast food chain that serves "bite-sized" foods like mini corn dogs and chichen nuggets and tater tots.

On Spinch, there are Spinch equivalents of media like TV shows and video games. Until recently, this applied to brands and franchises and websites too, but media remains. Any media associated with certain brands is now a standalone thing or is under a different company.

Video games

• The Sims - The Zims
• Animal Crossing - Ferry Crossing
• Stardew Valley - Moondrop Valley
• DOOM - MOOD
• Pokemon - Orbemon
• Club Penguin - Cranedeer Clique
• Roblox - Gruplux
• Neopets - Geopets
• Webkinz - Netkins
• Super Mario - Zuper Zario
• Portal - Hole
• Plants VS Zombies - Fungi VS Grossguys
• Smash Bros - Pass Bros

Bands/musicians

• The Birthday Massacre - The Holiday Slaughter
• Imagine Dragons - Envision Lizards
• Mother Mother - Father Father
• Glass Animals - Porcelain Creatures
• Set It Off - Turn It On
• The Neighbourhood - The Community
• Owl City - Bird Town
• My Chemical Romance - My Synthetic Affection
• Coldplay - Coolresume
• Three Days Grace - Two Days Blessing
• Evanescence - Sevenescence
• LMFAO - ROFL
• Cascada - Scascada
• Death Grips - Perish Grapple
• Boards of Canada - Panel of Northern Heights
• Aphex Twin - Bheta Brother

You are free and welcome to invent your own Spinch-ified forms of medias!

Basics

Kepchup is a really hot planet. It's home to Animocity, which is a society underneath a layer of suffocating volcanic clouds that makes the land a “hellscape” in appearance.

Inhabitants

The inhabitants of Animocity are called Animons, which are demonic animal humanoid creatures resembling anthries.

Their features tend to include various forms of white striped curved horns and white striped tails, alongside black and red and orange fur colors and eyes.

Their blood is orangeish-red like lava and their blush and injuries are also orangeish-red. They cannot fly and usually do not have wings, but they do have the advantage of being able to shape land/rocks and lava flows. They are essentially defenseless in Anthell due to the lack of physical ground.

Creator

The creator of Kepchup is a Poggie named Sweat Enblood who is the estranged brother of Tears. Legends say they had differing ideals about creating life that damaged their relationship, and Sweat is now considered a cursed name in Virtuism.

Basics

Penuts is the cloud planet. Its the home of Anthell, a society that lives on the clouds. Different regions of the planet experience different specific weathers. It's unknown if Penuts has a surface or solid ground.

Inhabitants

The inhabitants of Anthell are called Anthrels are weather-themed angel-like animal humanoid creatures resembling anthries.

Their features tend to be related to weather, as do their allotpuns. They have water instead of blood in their veins, making their blush and injuries blue.

They tend to have wings and a halo and can fly and phase through things (like clouds) at will but most of the time their bodies are solid. They can make themselves phase to prevent injury. They can also control weather and water.

Creator

The creator of Penuts is a Poggie named Cardi Vascular who is the sister of Tears and Sweat. She is alleged to be a kind and loving soul who cares a lot about her creations.

Basics

Sprimkle is the water planet. Its the home of Aquarity, a society that lives under the water. The land formations in the water like trenches determine the regional boundaries and cities of Aquarity.

Inhabitants

The inhabitants of Aquarity are called Aquanthries which are anthry cat creatures with fish characteristics.

It's important to note that every aquanthry is cat-like. They cannot breathe oxygen and have gills. They have regular red blood like anthries.

Their biology and society is strangely close to anthry society, almost to a level that is quite curious.

Creator

The creator of Sprimkle is unknown... who could have made it?